Planet Earth is a place of contradictions. If you tell the truth you will suffer for it. Everybody must lie indeed. Both publicly and in private. Those that aren’t well skilled in recognizing and practicing this general virtue will be easily deceived by the hypocrisy of the mass-media, and lose their lucrative way through the social superstructure. SPIONS UNLIMITED – an Overnational Order charged to restore the original State of Things with fire and iron – proposes a series of entertaining lectures on the subject of how to lie without batting an eyelid. The lessons are delivered by THE TRAVELING COLLEGE OF TIME CONSCIOUSNESS (T.C.T.C.) – a missionary institute of moral education based on the sacred doctrines of the secret order. In the theatric form of a ‘PEOPLE’S HIGH SCHOOL’, the teaching stuff offers a straight encounter with Living Time to the interested public. The single lessons would deal with specific topics chosen from the boundless domain of espionage and treason, teaching apprentices useful methods of self-abnegation on all walks of life. The presentation’s style is strictly correctional. The single happenings devoted to hazard include various semi-artistic and pseudo-scientific elements and open a wide space to transcendental communication never tested before. THE LYING COURSE is a neo-Pythagorean mental training aimed to attain synthetic world-view in an instance. The tutorial’s form is Headmaster 888’s informal discourse creatively supplemented by his co-educators: the young and immortal 8:03’s peep show and the unpredictable magic of 1:08, Professor of Historical Geometry. The event’s further unconcealed goal is to establish a post-profit trust fund for the publication of “LIAR INTN’L” – the School’s expansively distributed monthly magazine of free expression. The College of SPIONS UNLIMITED is supported by the familiar metaphysical powers – the one who puts his name down obtains direct absolution.